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Get ready to chuckle with the funny Paris puns and Paris jokes that you are about to read! No matter if you are looking for funny captions about Paris for your Instagram pictures, need some Eiffel Tower Jokes to tease your friends, or are just in for a laugh: You came to the right place!

This article about Paris puns is by far the most entertaining piece of content I’ve ever written, and I hope you enjoy these Jokes about Paris and funny Paris quotes as much as I did.

 

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If you feel that dad jokes about Paris, jokes about France and some fun Paris word games are not the right thing, you are surely finding a fitting Paris quote in my post about famous and heartfelt quotes about Paris.

If you are looking for Instagram captions about Paris, my post with more than 130 Brillant Paris Instagram Captions for you to stand OUT! is just perfect to enchant your social media audience.

But now, time for some giggles and chuckles! 

PS: If you are looking for specific Paris puns related to a subject or a landmark, I sorted the jokes about Paris to make it easier for you to navigate.

You find categories about Eiffel Tower Jokes, Louvre Jokes, jokes about the Seine and Notre Dame, General Paris Jokes, and of course: Jokes about French foods.

 

 

Eiffel Tower Jokes and Paris Puns to crack you up

The iconic Parisian landmark that is so high on most visitors’ bucket lists is also colossal in providing the perfect setup for an ever-growing list of Paris Puns. So if you need a funny caption about the Eiffel Tower, read on!

  • 1    In Paris, Eiffel in love.
  • 2    Eiffel in love with Paris at first sight.
  • 3    Oh no, Eiffel!
  • 4    Eiffel hard for this city.
  • 5    It would be humiliating if Eiffel in Paris
  • 6    I tried climbing that Tower in Paris but Eiffel.
  • 7    Someone once fell from the Eiffel Tower and survived. From now on, he calls it the “I fell tower.
  • 8    Eiffel for you from day one, Paris.
  • 9    Holy crêpe, this tower is tall!
  • 10 The weather at the Eiffel Tower in summer is st-Eiffel-ing.

 

Paris Eiffel Tower with Joke about the Eiffel Tower: Eiffel in Love with Paris
Those Eiffel Tower word games are just too inviting, aren’t they?

 

  • 11    We tried to avoid the Eiffel Tower because we were afraid it would suck our blood. After all, it is a  Paris-site.
  • 12    Eiffel for you because you’re French.
  • 13    I dropped my phone from the top of the Eiffel Tower. It’s ok, it was in airplane mode.
  • 14    We were in awe when a man jumped off the Eiffel Tower. That was until we saw his parischute
  • 15    I think Eiffel into Paris-dise.
  • 16    Paris-sites, that’s all you see from the Eiffel Tower.
  • 17    Hey girl, are you from Paris? Coz Eiffel for you
  • 18    Help me, Eiffel!

In-Seine Puns and Jokes about Paris

Paris jokes, including the river Seine, can’t be missing on this list! To be honest with you, I had to read some of them out loud to understand it, but wow… ! I didn’t know that you can create so many word games with the river croissant Paris! (Sorry!!!)

  • 19    In-Seine-ly beautiful sights.
  • 20    You must be from Paris because you’re driving me in-Seine.
  • 21    People here are in-Seine for drinking so much wine.
  • 22    Are you Seine something to me?
  • 23    I swam in a river in Paris, and my friend swan in a river in Cairo. She said I was in-Seine, but I told her she was in de-Nile.
  • 24    What a Seine-sational city!
  • 25    I think it’s a Seine.
  • 26    What a Seine-sational city
  • 27    Going in Seine over this city.
  • 28    Holy crêpe this was in-seine.

 

Paris Jokes: Paris I louvre you, picture with Louvre in the background
Some of the Paris puns need to be read out loud to get them

Jokes about the Louvre: Paris Puns you’ll Louvre

And here comes another category! French sights appear to be more than inviting for all kinds of Paris jokes and puns about Paris! Personally, I love word games and frankly, it is very French to play with words and sounds.

Did you know that there is a whole slang in French about word games? It’s called Verlan and it reverses the sounds of words. For example, the word: fou (crazy) transforms to ouf, or louche (shady) becomes chelou. While some words are not much used, others made it into the mainstream. I did not even know that some words I am using in French are actually not the real word, but the Verlan version of it.

 

  • 29    Paris, I Louvre you.
  • 30    Paris is the City of Louvre.
  • 31    What’s not to Louvre about Paris?
  • 32    Why couldn’t the family go to the Louvre? Because they didn’t have the Monet to get Degas to make the Van Gogh!
  • 33    I gotta say, I’m starting to see the Point of the Louvre.
  • 34    I came to Paris to find Louvre.
  • 35    I visited the Louvre, but I didn’t like it – Mona Lisa was framed.
  • 36    You should only visit the Louvre if you have enough Monet.
  • 37    I heard DaVinci and Michelangelo got into an argument, but it ended with a draw.

Paris Jokes about food that make you laugh

French foods are famous and, of course, targeted by all sorts of Puns. My favorite is: “Why are the French eating snails? They don’t like fast food.”

It’s a long shot, but if you are traveling to Paris soon, you might also want to read our food guides. Especially if you would rather not eat snails and search for alternatives.

  • 38    Food in Paris is so delicious people call it the City of Bites
  • 39    Parisians really do have the breakfast of Champignons
  • 40    Hey, Macaroon-a!
  • 41    French people can really give me the crêpes.
  • 42    Enjoying life one crêpe at a time.
  • 43    Life is pain au chocolat
  • 44    Chocolate shops in Paris are definitely not crêpe.
  • 45    I tried to order some eggs for breakfast in Paris. The waiter just said, “One egg is an  oeuf!”
  • 46   Sorry for what I said when I wasn’t eating a Macaron by the Eiffel Tower.
  • 47    How could I baguette about Paris?
  • 48    Me and my French girlfriend started a bakery in Paris with our life savings. It didn’t take off. I went bankrupt. She left me. Now all I have is pain.

 

Paris Puns about food picture with french breakfast
Paris, I hope our paths will croissant again. – I hope so, too!

 

Puns about Paris and Paris jokes are not what you’re looking for after all? I’ve got more Paris captions:

 

  • 49    Petit-four more, please.
  • 50    What do you call The Hunger Games in Paris? Battle Royale with cheese.
  • 51    Buy one, baguette one free.
  • 52    Don’t baguette the cheese.
  • 53    Living life au chocolate.
  • 54    The food in Paris is Brie-ond belief!
  • 55    Paris, I hope our paths will croissant again.
  • 56    I went to a cafe in Paris and was insulted by the barista. It was a regular French roast.
  • 57    Sorry for what I said when I wasn’t eating a crêpe by the Eiffel Tower.
  • 58    Notre Dame, this crepe is delicious!
  • 59    What can you find a lot of in a dumpster behind a Paris McDonald’s? French Flies.
  • 60   Breakfast of Champs-Élysées.

 

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Funny Notre Dame Jokes

No landmark is spared from becoming the butt of jokes. Not even Notre Dame that truly had to suffer in the past. The good news is, that the famous cathedral in Paris, which burnt partially down in 2019, will most likely be reopening in 2024.

  • 61    The worst thing about the fire in Paris is that there’s Notre Dame thing we can do about it.
  • 62    Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a Notre Dame.
  • 63    Hey, are you a cathedral in Paris? Coz Notre Dame! You’re on fire!
  • 64    My favorite movie is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
  • 65    How did the Parisian police find Quasimodo? They just followed a hunch
  • 66    Where did Quasimodo keep his rabbits? In a hutch, back of Notre Dame.

Jokes about Paris’ Landmarks and other Paris-sites

  • 67    I always feel Triomphe-ant in Paris.
  • 68    Not one, but Toulieries!
  • 69   Musee, the French have great taste in art.
  • 70    So sad to say Versailles to Paris.
  • 71    I always enjoy Catacomb-ing my way through the city.
  • 72    I just love Rodin-ing around Paris
  • 73    It was my greatest Arc de Triomphe
  • 74    Don’t forget your jacket for Versailles since it’s very gold there!
  • 75    We’re like Gargoyle and Vinegar.
  • 76    Do you love Paris? I Pompidou.
  • 77    In Paris, I Rue the day.
  • 78    It’s a Hall of Mirrors Selfie.
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Nothing is spared from becoming a funny quote about Paris

 

Funny Paris Quotes and Puns about Paris to brighten up your day

 

  • 79    I couldn’t come to Paris without my French coat.
  • 80    Paris, Marseilles, and Lyon are all great French cities. But there’s only one Nice city.
  • 81    I always have a beret good time in Paris.
  • 82    Paris – it’s a oui bit different.
  • 83    I give zero faux when I’m in Paris
  • 84    So, my eyes are in New York, my brain is in Stockholm, and my heart is in Paris. What am I? Dead.
  • 85    What would high definition be called if invented in Paris? The French resolution!
  • 86    I had a torrid affair with this guy in Paris. We called it French with benefits.
  • 87    I went for a ride on the Paris wheel.
  • 88    I was surprised when I heard about the flooding in Paris. I mean, normally, the water is l’eau.
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Paris puns: This place is in-Seine

 

  • 89     Why are there so many ants in Paris? Because it’s Fr-ants!
  • 90     A German arrives in Paris and a French custom official looks at his passport and says, “Occupation?” He says, “Oh no, just visiting.”
  • 91     France is a thin slice of Paris-dise.
  • 92     Feelin’ France-y
  • 93     Don’t come to Paris with no Monet.
  • 94     Paris is a very France-y city.
  • 95     This is the first year I’m not going on vacation to Paris because of the pandemic. Usually, I don’t go because I can’t afford it.
  • 96     I’m having a beret good time in Paris
  • 97     Oui just love Paris!
  • 98     I decided to go to Paris on a whim. But learned I can only get there on a plane.
  • 99     I can’t believe how much they’re charging me for a dinner cruise in Paris. It’s in Seine.

 

That's it! My list of a whopping 99 best Paris puns and jokes about Paris! I had to chuckle a lot while writing this post, and I hope you had at least as much fun as I had!

Did you understand all word games? I have to admit, that I had to read No.79 a few times and only got it when reading it out loud. No.90 is a bit off, but it still gave me a grin, but my favorite is certainly No.3, short and sharp. What are your favorite Paris Puns?